I got some guinness & peanuts. What you tryna do tonight?
Why does she only take pictures of her chin? Cause it’s a butt. Maybe she thinks it’s porn.
Oh I think you have something on your face. Let me sit on it.
Oh I’m sorry I thought we were doing a colonoscopy that’s why I got naked.
I think my back bone’s crooked you might have to break it. Boom.
Funny thing about my vagina is it’s located on your face.
How you eat pussy but you don’t eat dessert?
I’ll fuck the shit out of cold pizza.
You’re just gonna smell like Hershey’s making out with that dark chocolate all night. I got my butter pecan puerto rican thank you very much. My taste on the flavor rainbow is well savored. No hate here. Just want some friend time. I’m not even gonna call u to see when you’re going. I’ll know when I start smelling m&ms.
I don’t like her. She looks like an old cat that got put back together.